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The Taco Trilogy

yelpingwithcormac:

Set in the gray villages of a desertbound country, The Taco Trilogy is a taut, brooding Yelp review epic about a fateful taco and a mysterious wanderer who is consumed by a quixotic quest for truth.

Taco Bell, Review I

Taco Bell, Review II

Taco Bell, Review III

Advanced praise for The Taco Trilogy:

“The world must see this, and revere it.”—Bit Bucket, Tumblr

“…the writing tends to bloat as you go…” —Matt Peckham, Time.com

“JESUS CHRIST I LOVE THIS BLOG” —Serious Delirium, Tumblr

“I got through as much of the 2nd Taco Bell review as I did Suttree. :(” —mullacc, MetaFilter

About the author:

Cormac M. is an Elite Yelp reviewer and novelist.

yelpingwithcormac might be my new favorite thing on the internet.

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    Cormac McCarthy’s Yelp.com reviews...Bell. It’s a trilogy.
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