Happy Birthday, Walt Whitman! We’re big fans of
how you helped those Hobbitsall the poems you’ve written!
He saw her across a crowded shelf.
Her deckle-edge was seductively deep, her endpapers velvety. She was a first edition, probably autographed. Any man would want to write his name in a book like her.
She noticed him perusing her pages, and blushed. He had a hard…
“Says everyone.”
That is all very senseless, but this senselessness has a pretty mouth, and it smiles. — Jakob von Gunten, Robert Walser (via bestreadamerican)
(via nyrbclassics)
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trufax: I had a VERY vivid sexual dream about Jake Gyllenhaal last night that woke me up at 7 am. I’ve never thought about him sexually before but it was quite nice.
(Source: chrisjarmenta, via ducking-for-apples)
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Playing Draw Something on my broken iphone. Suck it, people with tablets and styluses.
Solar eclipses make the shadows cast when you intwine your fingers into weird scary faces!
I sure hope someone I know got a picture I’ll eventually gain access to…
the thing that I hate most about reading angry emails is all the common grammar and spelling errors that go overlooked in the sender’s unchecked rage.
if you’re mad I think you need to take the time to be mad intelligently, because these simple errors are making me disagree with you regardless of your argument. they are signs of a deeper unrest.