harmless balderdash

May 31

millionsmillions:

Happy Birthday, Walt Whitman! We’re big fans of how you helped those Hobbits all the poems you’ve written!

millionsmillions:

Happy Birthday, Walt Whitman! We’re big fans of how you helped those Hobbits all the poems you’ve written!

Neil Gaiman: PULP ROMANCE -

mariadahvanaheadley:

He saw her across a crowded shelf.

Her deckle-edge was seductively deep, her endpapers velvety. She was a first edition, probably autographed. Any man would want to write his name in a book like her.

She noticed him perusing her pages, and blushed. He had a hard…

“Says everyone.”
Three Word Phrase

“Says everyone.”

Three Word Phrase

May 30

“That is all very senseless, but this senselessness has a pretty mouth, and it smiles.” — Jakob von Gunten, Robert Walser (via bestreadamerican)

(via nyrbclassics)

May 28

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May 24

trufax: I had a VERY vivid sexual dream about Jake Gyllenhaal last night that woke me up at 7 am. I’ve never thought about him sexually before but it was quite nice.

trufax: I had a VERY vivid sexual dream about Jake Gyllenhaal last night that woke me up at 7 am. I’ve never thought about him sexually before but it was quite nice.

(Source: chrisjarmenta, via ducking-for-apples)

May 23

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[video]

carolinemartin:

Playing Draw Something on my broken iphone. Suck it, people with tablets and styluses.

carolinemartin:

Playing Draw Something on my broken iphone. Suck it, people with tablets and styluses.

May 20

Solar eclipses make the shadows cast when you intwine your fingers into weird scary faces!

I sure hope someone I know got a picture I’ll eventually gain access to…

the thing that I hate most about reading angry emails is all the common grammar and spelling errors that go overlooked in the sender’s unchecked rage.

if you’re mad I think you need to take the time to be mad intelligently, because these simple errors are making me disagree with you regardless of your argument. they are signs of a deeper unrest.

May 14

May 13

sunrec:

sunrec: