February 2011
January 2011
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I have this bad habit of trying to sleep too much...
this morning I woke up at 10:47 am. right now it is 10:25 pm and I’ve been rolling around in bed for an hour already, trying desperately to fall asleep again less than 12 hours after I woke up.
I think I’m doing something wrong here, but my body just feels so tired.
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“You have a vulva like a velvet boat.”
– Jack Pendarvis
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I need someone to read in bed with.
If you’d like to have a platonic reading-in-bed relationship with me, submit your applications here.
as always, my library is open to any interested parties.
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there is no greater love than what I feel for...
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Watch“I know what you mean,” said Mandy. ” I know what a medium is. I’m not some redneck. If you’d let me explain… Art can be the way I sit, the way I talk, the way I comb my hair… The only reason I would do art is to destroy it from the inside. Otherwise I couldn’t be bothered with the hassle. Paying an agent ten percent, for what? Dealing with people...
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RT @JackPendarvis: You know what I miss? Nostalgia.
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looking through the music I put up on here, →
I’m really very proud of what it says about my music tastes.
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sometimes I just don't understand.
I’m just trying to get us in the same room so I can suck your dick - so I can get you off. why is it so difficult to make this happen? all joking aside, really, what’s the hold up?
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mykicks:
The B-52s - “Love Shack”
I got me...
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see also:
show me ‘round your fruitcage ‘cos I will be your honey bee open up your fruitcage where the fruit is as sweet as can be
that’s quite an interesting metaphor, henceforth integrated into my vocabulary.
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Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel
I want to be your...
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Warning: Cliche Ahead
would it be alright if I retroactively came out to my parents by dancing around to this song with a rainbow flag draped over my shoulders?
yeah? ok, done.
I just hung up a map of Middle Earth in my room.
Also, I’m probably going to gatecrash Milwaukee tomorrow because Chicago’s got nothing for me at this very moment.
& I’ve been going through my books pulling whatever I can live without. rather, I’ve been setting aside anything I absolutely cannot part with. more developments later.
goodnight, have a good day tomorrow.
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BROWNIES FOR BREAKFAST!!!
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blaaargh:
THE MAGNETIC FIELDS Long-Forgotten...
Watchmykicks:
Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult
The court ruled a white teen who stabbed a classmate to death will face the jury as a 300-pound black man.
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how my night ends:
speaking out loud to an empty apartment, “what is it, eleven o’clock? I should go to bed. that would be sweet.”
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I just wanna be a hermit lately, move to a small...
this might be more accurately described as becoming an alcoholic bum.
hermit is a higher class.
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my roommate ran off to NY this morning to bang...
or “do some deep dickin’” as she lovingly refers to The Act [of Making Love]
I think I just came up with a hit single song title for that motown band I always wished I had the talent to start.
if someone had a similar proposition to offer me I’d happily fake sick and ditch town for a few days. just sayin’.
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Reading in Brooklyn!
thefeeling:
italicsmine:
Next Friday, January 28th, I’ll be in New York to read from my novella, If You’re Not Yet Like Me. The event will be held at the beautiful Book Court bookstore in Brooklyn, and I’ll be sharing the evening with fellow Flatmancrooked author Shya Scanlon.
If you’re in New York, please come! Or send your stand-in, your ambassador, and/or your personal assistant.
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Cold-in.
fourinhand:
It’s like snowed-in, except there’s barely any snow on the ground and the sun is shining brilliantly, yet the weather report says cheerfully “Feels like -13!”
those of us with jobs have to leave the house today.
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OKAY - the fact that I had to go through...
legitimately incensed right now.
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Watchitalicsmine:
Kickstarter - Avery Anthology’s 25 Cities Project
I just donated to this project. Avery is a lovely little literary magazine, and I really like this idea!
I like this idea, and it’s really weird to see my neighborhood on the internets (though it shouldn’t be).
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I need someone to take cute photos of me.
which would be easy enough to accomplish if anyone I knew carried a camera.
I think this is what’s responsible for my lack of internet fame.
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To Drink or not to drink, that is the question:
chrisfromarose:
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of daytime sobriety, Or to drink beverages against a sea of troubles, And by imbibing end them?
Watchmykicks:
Morbid Curiosity Leading Many Voters To Support Palin
A recent poll shows 62% of Americans say they don’t want to vote for Palin, but kinda have to just to see what would happen.
Let’s go out with a bang. is a great campaign slogan.
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