harmless balderdash

“Bitch! You ain’t hot enough to stop traffic. Get yo ass outta the street!”

Sep 28th

a round trip ticket will bring you back to the place you came from, but it will not return you home.

Sep 25th

as a general rule, i know i’m nearly finished daydreaming about a particular boy once...

Sep 23rd

and SUDDENLY everything is happening so fast. fuck. thisisgoodthisisgood just repeat that.

Sep 21st

a 10 second exchange while randomly passing him on the street is the first time i’ve seen...

Sep 18th

Superman or Green Lantern ain’t got nothin’ on me.

Sep 14th

OH! WE’RE OFF TO SEE MILWAUKEE! THE WONDERFUL inadequate parody of a classic showtune.

Sep 11th

why did i get to bed at 5pm? this means i’m waking up refreshed & ready to go at 3 in the...

Sep 8th

“We are both men of action,” Westley replied. “Lies do not become us.” -...

Sep 7th

if you want to become a friend of civilization, then become an enemy of truth and a fanatic for...

Sep 6th

just bought peppermint lip balm & really wants to make out with someone so we can share this...

Sep 2nd