About Me

“Bitch! You ain’t hot enough to stop traffic. Get yo ass outta the street!”

a round trip ticket will bring you back to the place you came from, but it will not return you home.

as a general rule, i know i’m nearly finished daydreaming about a particular boy once i’ve already plotted our eventual fictional breakup.

and SUDDENLY everything is happening so fast. fuck. thisisgoodthisisgood just repeat that.

a 10 second exchange while randomly passing him on the street is the first time i’ve seen Chris in 3 days. roommates? yep.

Superman or Green Lantern ain’t got nothin’ on me.

OH! WE’RE OFF TO SEE MILWAUKEE! THE WONDERFUL inadequate parody of a classic showtune.

why did i get to bed at 5pm? this means i’m waking up refreshed & ready to go at 3 in the morning. damn.

“We are both men of action,” Westley replied. “Lies do not become us.” - guess what i’m reading…

if you want to become a friend of civilization, then become an enemy of truth and a fanatic for harmless balderdash.

just bought peppermint lip balm & really wants to make out with someone so we can share this sensation. who’s up for it?

i’m depressed.

so i’m gonna shut up for a while - don’t want anyone getting infected.

plus, this is my main timesink & i could use a break.

hopefully by the time i grace you with my presence once more i’ll be a healthier person, in more ways than one.

later, gators.

so i had completely foregone using deodorant because it’s really unnecessary to smell good, provided you aren’t a sweaty pig & don’t treat your body like crap. up until recently everything has been just peachy, even when i got sweaty i just smelled manly & pretty sexy, to be frank.

but the other day i realized something was wrong. i was wearing a sleeveless shirt & doing manual labor, getting kinda raunchy & dirty - and i smelled bad. this wasn’t just a way-too-musky been working out & haven’t taken a shower in over a day smell. it was a sour smell, a putrid smell - & i wasn’t even very sweaty, really.

this made me realize what i’ve been doing to myself lately. i have been consuming way too much cheap prepared food, beer, sugar, pizza, etc. WAY too much. i’ve been so unhealthy & haven’t even noticed it.

it’s time to change my life people.

in the meantime i think i’ll have to start wearing Old Spice again (my old love) - i don’t think i could stand to live with myself otherwise.